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(134 votes) Published: Jan 28, 2008 7:29 p.m. In 3 Favorites Lists Viewed 1507 times
Many of you fools are bugged out by parents who demand that they see a clean drug test before they send you out the door to Six Flags. Meh. Or maybe you need to pass one to get a job. Either way, knowing how to pass a drug test is something that every stoner, tweaker, and run-of-the-mill druggie should know how to do. So here we go!
(Almost) 100 Percent Fail-Safe Ways to Pass A Drug Test
Because urine testing is the most common form of a drug test, this is what we\\’re going to try to pass
These tests:
-Are the least expensive of the test methods ($7-$50 for home version)
- Are considered an intrusive method of testing.
- Can be done at home (for example by parents) though require lab verification for accurate results.
- Detect use primarily within the past week (longer with regular use)
- Can be affected by abstaining from use for a period of time before the test
- Are often temperature tested to insure sample integrity
So how do you pass one? Well, here\\’s some helpful tips.
1. If possible, discover the approximate time you\\’ll be tested. Two hours prior to this time, begin to drink large amounts of liquids. This can be any liquid. Water is usually suggested because if you\\’re going to drink a large amount of anything, it might as well be water, right?
2. Drink at the bare minimum of 60oz of water, preferably more.
3. Every so many ounces, say, 12oz or so, drink 6-8oz of something dark in nature. Like tea, coffee, cola, etc. This will help to color your urine for the testing time. Or, you can take 500mg-1000mg of Vitamin B-12 Complex to color. 1000mg of Vitamin C can also be useful.
3. Urinate at least three times before the test.
4. Remember, you’re not trying to "clean your system out", because this is impossible.
5. The goal here is to mask your THC metabolite count in your urine, by diluting it to a point that it does not score a positive on the test.
6. The point of urinating three times before the test it to clear any extra THC metabolites hanging around in your urinary tract, as well as your bladder and kidneys.
7. During the actual test, catch the mid-stream of your urine into the cup. This is the least concentrated area of your urine stream.
the thc is still in the lining of your intestines and stomach and bladder
the second you need to pee, that piss will have some thc in it
3*
if you down enough water
hence, pissing alot
i guarantee you i have taken probably more ua’s than most people on here, and with those cheap icup instant’s it will work, they’re cheap
but if they’re doing a professional test and sending it in check out:
Jan 28, 2008 8:06 pm - I remember seeing a sure 100% way to do this on Manswers I think.
It was a make *ahem* dick that you would put in your pants, it was attached to a bladder that would sit against your belly so the temperature would stay high. Pretty cool.
Jan 28, 2008 8:58 pm - This makes a lot of sense...even though its not that hard to keep things like your consumption of marijuana secret from your patents, and not require them to bitch at you for something like a drug test, it is pretty useful.
the thc is still in the lining of your intestines and stomach and bladder
the second you need to pee, that piss will have some thc in it
Haha... oh wow...
Thc is not in the lining of your intestines, stomach, and bladder.
It is mostly in the kidney, with some traces of it in your fat.
Pissing a lot will help, because mostly the waste with the most thc traces comes right when you start peeing and before you finish.
Don’t speak unless you know what you’re talking about.
5* cause Stoner is a kewl guy.
Jan 29, 2008 11:14 am - .. 4*
How long does cannabis stay in your system for if your having a drugs test? And at where i work, you have a drugs test and the guy dips somthing in the piss, takes it out and it says whether you clean or not, is that easy to bypass?
Dont take drugs you schmuck.
This egg is shit, how about tricking your parents into thinking your a nice young man that would never touch drugs. As for a job, e.c.t did it occur to you to stay clean for a few weeks? Your probably too drug-fucked to have thought of that.
Either way, this egg is still shit, the best way to pass a drug test can be found here: http://www.rotteneggs.com r3/show/se/365831.html And its irrelevent that I’m banned from the forums, this egg is shit either way. Suck my banned dupes e-cock.
Jan 30, 2008 6:12 pm - ^^ Traceur no 1 cares what you think do you think that your dumb ass comments are going to stop us from doing what we do i think your the dumb fuck for evan wasting your time with your worthless imput
^^ Traceur no 1 cares what you think do you think that your dumb ass comments are going to stop us from doing what we do i think your the dumb fuck for evan wasting your time with your worthless imput
4* btw
Must be some bad mull. If you take that dildo out of your arse, you wont be half as angry, nor will you need the dope.
^^ Traceur no 1 cares what you think do you think that your dumb ass comments are going to stop us from doing what we do i think your the dumb fuck for evan wasting your time with your worthless imput
4* btw
And you will be able to pay the rent and get rid of your bills. Mabey you could even stop bludging off the government and get a job?? The Hippy era was almost 50 years ago, get over it.
Feb 06, 2008 12:10 am - If your test will be seen by ANYBODY that knows what he or she is doing, diluting your urine will not work. They check for that. If your urine has an unusually high water content, you may be asked to submit another test. Now, you probably went out and smoked a fatter immediately after your test was over because you thought you were in the clear, so if this happens you are now effectively fucked. Obtain a bar stool, invert it, gather three of your best smoking buddies, and sit on said bar stool (all four of you, at the same time).
I say this only because I don’t want to see anybody get busted due to an ineffective method of beating a test.
Fe 18, 2008 8:19 am - remember the elementary school joke:
"spell icup"
"I...see. .you...pee..."
" ahahahahahahhahahahahahaha a"
"ahhahahahaha ahahahahahahhahaha"
5 for reminding me of the good days when fucking lame jokes were acceptable and even the norm.
Feb 20, 2008 1:45 pm - These don’t work properly
Theres no real way to get THC out of your system except for waiting and if you say that this works...I’ve tried it
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